I Can Intoxicate You***

Jon on the River

I can intoxicate you

I’m talking levels of intoxication that are utterly mind-expanding and mind-blowing

You are in your world of the nine to five, the routine drink, the seldom present moment, sure, but still primarily with the world of the mundane

Three 50-WORD Fiction Shorts by

JON ON THE RIVER

RACIST RADAR

The driver cop pulled the Black man over.

“Why?” asked the passenger cop.

“Unsure. Just a gut feeling.”

“Really?”

“He looks suspicious.”

“Oh no,” the cop shouted. “Drive off!”

“Huh?”

“Your racism is coming out! Drive!”

The driver abruptly…

Three 50 Word Fiction Shorts by

JON ON THE RIVER

POINTLESS PROMO

The night’s guest reeked of whiskey.

“So you have a new movie coming out,” the talk show host asked.

“I’m drunk. The movie’s shit. And after the release I’m joining the circus.” Ian shrugged. “For excitement’s sake.”

“So…

A RANT BY JON ON THE RIVER

“YEAH, I’M ON THAT S***, SON! AND THAT S*** IS LIFE!”

This guy might’ve literally gotten high and climbed up here

I wonder if I had my entire family come over right now if I would receive looks of concern. Is he okay? What’s different about him? Is he on that shit?

Yeah…

Jon on the River

Home of my open journal. I will speak about growth and take you through the heaven and hell that makes up this process

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